[Error: unknown template qotd]Stick me in the ground.
Or, stealing chibi_marrow's idea, cremate me, put me in an hour glass and turn me over on my birthday. I think that would require having someone live long after me though, like children, which I do not want. Hmm.
[Error: unknown template qotd] Tres peu. I can say a few things in French (nothing helpful), count and recite the alphabet. I can count to 13 or so in German and can manage to get out "no hablo espanol". I really need to learn "take a picture it'll last longer" in Spanish or "get the fuck away from me" >>
I'd like to finish learning French as I feel I'm more apt to pay attention now then when I was in high school.
[Error: unknown template qotd] Yes, though my first car ('95 Ford Escort wagon) didn't really get a name, but because I had it in high school people would call it the "Shaggin' Wagon". Very Original.
My current car, '01 Ford Taurus, has several names: Taurus, Silver phase Batmobile, Metallicamobile.
My next vehicle will be black and larger than a car so we'll see how that pans out...