Girly Timez

Fellas, you probably don't want to read this.

For my reference, if no one elses.

( Running the Gamut of Contraceptives... )

I'm not Liz

Recap of the txt message conversation with this random person.

Them: hey liz this is ky i got your number from dana imn not a creep i promise haa but can you bring the tylenol again plzzz :) i need to be drugged up and ready thanks!
Me: I think you have the wrong number. No one named Liz here.
Them: hahaha liz i know its you silllyyy.
Me: No, seriously, I'm not Liz. Whoever gave you this must've gotten it wrong.
Them: your so funny well liz bring the tylenol please see you at the vball tournament today :)
Me: Don't be pissed at Liz tonight if you don't get your drugs, 'cause I'm not her.
Them: well then whats your name hmmm?
Me: I don't give my name to random people that text me out of the blue, sorry.
Them: oh so you must be a girl well i gurdd (guess?) your not lizzz bye

Because dudes totally give their name out to random people... jus' sayin'.

This was from a 616 number (West Michigan), so when I saw it pop up I thought it was from someone I knew. So strange.